-Dad, what's the difference between theory and practice? The father talks to the mother - Darling if you were offered $1,000,000 (or euros) to sleep with your favorite actor, what would you do?
-I would accept
The father turns to his son and says -In theory we would be millionaires, but in practice we have a whore in the house.
theory: everyone understands, but nothing works the practice: everything works, but nobody knows why in our country, practice and theory go hand in hand: nothing works, and nobody knows why... (crazy)
